Pentagon pizza monitor, Waffle House index, Big Mac index, what else can we measure with restaurants
How many donuts will fit on it - the Dunkin Dick Index
Does that measure girth, or length?
Stamina
And the number of remaining sprinkles once the donuts are removed are proportional to surface area and thus girth.
A sprinkle in your urethra sounds like hell
Nothing that can’t be traced back to physical goods is worth damn. Much of the most reliable segments of the stock market go back to real goods. This is why Bitcoin is literal nonsense.
I heard there was some connection to the price of a slice of pizza in NY and a subway ticket. I don’t know how true it is.
Pentagon-adjacent pizza joints also got much busier than usual during Israel’s 2024 missile strike on Iran, it said, as there are “a multitude of fast food restaurants in the Pentagon complex, but no pizza places”.
It seems like it’s a national security issue to open a Dominos in the Pentagon I guess
It kinda sounds like it’s a security risk for them not to
That’s what I meant. But it raises a question, can the Pentagon not afford to get catered food for when they call a bunch of people in to do overtime?
Seriously who the fuck would open a pizza place in DC now?
Especially as the people who believe in “pizza place basements” are now running the show.
There was a Sbarro’s when I worked there.
Is it gone now?
So… they knew, didn’t tell us, then lied.
Great government we have. Truly representative of the people.
Also 9/11 happened because of Israel. So yeah.
The GOP knew, But they wanted the war more.
It’s okay folks just go to bed all you have to do is lie profusely if anything gets fucked up as a direct result of your actions this is the new world baby!
