Bidets, the answer is bidets.
If you use the big O little o big O method, you get extra clean
edit: I’d personally get a bidet -wand- for maximum clean
Elaborate please
Release, clench, release. Practice before you get old, or you might go incontinent.
Shit my dude, i remember when i was young as fuck some one talking about how to save toilet paper on big brother the tv show cause they sent the dumbest derro cunt out to do grocery shopping and they came back with nothing but junk and no shit paper.
Then someone mentioned this and i tried it and it worked.
Then i forgot the technique and have tried googling it numerous times to no avail.
And here you are with your wise words of wisdom
Listen to comador OP. Literal game changer.
Only problem is the toilet paper Mafia and butt doctors are going to come after you.
They’re a game changer
I love my bidet sooooooo much.
Seriously they’re like $30 on Amazon, c’mon people
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$99 no tools required. They go up from there but there is something available for almost any budget, even for people that don’t have or are useless with tools.
Need to wield the Squatty Potty and the Bidet, the sword and shield of battling painful poops.
Nah, chaddy daddy frequents one of those. Reeeeee!
Just be glad you don’t have both hyperhydrosis and sweat triggered eczema on your scrotum
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Yeah, it’s rough. The skin is so thin it actually splits sometimes if I don’t catch it early enough (not all the way through, though)
I would be terrified of waking up one day and my nut had falling out cause it finally split
I threw up a little reading that.
You sure it isn’t fungus?
Yup, according to the dermatologist. I have a prescription steroid cream that clears it up overnight. Fungus can take weeks/months to treat, and iirc steroids make it worse.
Better hope it’s a rash and not a hemorrhoid. Otherwise buckle up for the worst week of your life.
