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@pastermil@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 5 days ago

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@pastermil@sh.itjust.works to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 5 days ago
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  • @cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de
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    173•5 days ago

    That’s an obvious satire account, pretty funny nonetheless.

    • @MissJinx@lemmy.world
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      32•4 days ago

      tbf he is right. Who wouldn’t want to do the puzzle?! lol

      • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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        16•4 days ago

        I love puzzles, but I’d hard pass on a puzzle of my boss’s junk.

        • Apathy Tree
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          7•4 days ago

          Do it hard mode brown side up, tape it together with packing tape when it’s done, and then slip it directly into an envelope with a sheet of cardboard to keep it together, and deliver it to HR. No junk viewing required :)

          • @jballs@sh.itjust.works
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            5•4 days ago

            Good call. I’ll ask my boss to mail me the puzzle.

  • @blackn1ght@feddit.uk
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    127•5 days ago

    The only account on LinkedIn worth following.

  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    85•4 days ago

    This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Great ending.

    So, is this guy just a Linkedin comedian? I think I’ve seen his absurdist posts before?

    • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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      40•4 days ago

      Yes. He’s basically The Onion in LinkedIn account form.

      • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        16•4 days ago

        Ok, thanks for confirming. He’s pretty good.

    • @kirk781@discuss.tchncs.de
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      I think there is/was a whole sub on Reddit dedicated to him as well. Sone of his posts are genuinely funny, they had to create a new sub because many people were taking the bait and posting his stuff on r/LinkedInlunatics when in effect, he is satirizing those very people.

      His user name, was Ken M before though the profile image similar.

      • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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        2•3 days ago

        Yeah, I remember the first time I saw a screenshot of one of his posts. I took it literally, but then the thread pointed out that it was satire. The best satire is believable. That’s what makes it great.

  • Cris
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    Magnificent shitpost.

  • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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    65•5 days ago

    Satire is one of life’s greatest pleasures!

  • @rustydrd@sh.itjust.works
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    34•4 days ago

    Ken C is like LinkedIn’s Ken M.

  • @nfamwap@feddit.uk
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    Might try this. Shouldn’t take long to put a 3 piece jigsaw together.

    • LousyCornMuffins
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      4•4 days ago

      yeah i enlarge mine by like 600% too

  • ☼ Pero ►◘
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    11•4 days ago

    The year is 2036, all forms of pornography have been banned. To send a dick pic to a girl you must use encryption methods, like a jigsaw puzzle.

  • @SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org
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    17•4 days ago

    How many dick pick puzzles you reckon they manufacture each day?

    • @MimicJar@lemmy.world
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      11•4 days ago

      I don’t know but increase that number by one.

      • @Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf
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        3•3 days ago

        A very small number one.

  • @FireIced@lemmy.super.ynh.fr
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    #OpenToWork

  • @Maroon@lemmy.world
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    I shouldn’t have read this at work. I’m losing my shit trying not to laugh out loud.

  • @cabron_offsets@lemmy.world
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    18•5 days ago

    Fkn amazing

  • TachyonTele
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    She obviously wasn’t hired for her puzzlin’ skills.

  • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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    10•4 days ago

    You can write dick on linkedin

    • @yuri@pawb.social
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      16•4 days ago

      maybe you can.

      i’m a professional.

      • @Malfeasant@lemmy.world
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        4•4 days ago

        A professional dick writer?

        • @yuri@pawb.social
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          2•4 days ago

          🤞

    • @No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world
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      10•4 days ago

      How did you get that knowledge?

      • @serenissi@lemmy.world
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        4•4 days ago

        mostly stalking. Personally never used linkedin and can’t find any reason to do so in future either.

  • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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    5•4 days ago

    I don’t want to see his dick… but I would still do that puzzle.

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