How can he expect us to believe this when his blood isn’t even on the blockchain?
If he has not enough computer skills to fake such a document, he probably has someone who can. Just like has people playing games for him.
Does anyone see a date printed on there? Because I sure don’t.
Top right side - “collected”
Where do you think he got the pee?
Great, now you made me think of Elon’s mutilated dong.
Ugh.
Oh great, a screenshot posted by the guy known to pay people to pretend to be him being good at games, who has spent the last few years— damn I mean the last few months, trying to see whether he can set the bar higher for destroying net worth or the lives of uncountable people all over the world.
Can we overlook the potential fact that he’s not on drugs and focus on him admitting that he acts the way he acts WITHOUT drugs as an excuse?
So he’s like Beavis and Butt-Head. Even when they drink non-alcoholic beer they still act drunker than most drunks.
Until i personally test his hair for ketamine I’m not going to be convinced. I used to know a lot of crusties. I know what it looks like when someone’s in a k hole.
Piss test catches ket for a week. A hair test catches it for a year. Something to think on.
His pioneering of human hair donations would finally pay off.
Half of those literally only show up if you’re on them when you get the test lol
… People constantly say he’s on drugs. This is such a dumb post lol
Also yes he’s on drugs that report is clearly bs
So we’re just supposed to believe that the richest man on earth can’t just make up a form, pay wm employee for clean urine, or just pay off the doctor
Like when Fox News got their hands on 40,000 hours of January 6 footage, and edited a 2 minute montage of people being not committing mayhem, and then used that carefully edited clip to claim the allegations of violence were liberal lies.
Lmao, reminds me of this Chinese phrase “此地無銀三百兩” (There are no 300 taels of silver buried here)
It is said to come from a story about a man named Zhang San (張三). According to the story, he buried 300 taels of silver in the ground with the banner “There are no 300 taels of silver (buried) here” so that no one would steal them. But his neighbor Wang Er (王二) saw through the lie and dug up the money, leaving the banner “Your neighbour Wang Er did not steal (the silver)”.
Wanger
Fun fact: Saying “花桥” in Cantonese in front of English speakers sounds like: faa kiu… so close to: fuck… you… 🤭. Teachers didn’t allow curse words in class, so me and my Cantonese-American classmates would use to say “Flower Bridge” in place of “Fuck You”. Sorry for being off-topic, random memories just popped up from childhood.
Burn to end all burns, baby!
In English it’s “Thou doth protest too much”, as in, no one asked you to defend yourself and its suspicious that you did
That’s a great parable though, I’m going to end up telling it to my kids someday
Not sure it applies to Elon though since like millions of people are wondering if hes high or not.
It’d be better if it showed positive. At least there might be a reason for him being such a shitty person, now there isn’t…he’s just a shitty person with no excuse.
Devil’s Advocate: Free will doesn’t exist and therefore we aren’t responsible for our actions.
(This is why, your honor, I should not be guilty for the assassination on the billionaire, I rest my case) /kidding lol
