wow, getting desperate with the marketing over there.
my kids will never be smarter than AI
Sam Altman 2025
Call a doctor.
“Those first few weeks it was constantly,” he says of his tendency to consult ChatGPT on childcare.
Dude, I wouldn’t trust ChatGPT for plant care 😂
Why would you admit you’re a complete moron like that?
Because other complete morons will now buy the product?
I would do it if it got me a million dollars
Put that child in a foster home before he abuses it even more.
So he fired the Nanny in favor if chat GPT?
Wtf is a supremo actually don’t tell me I never wanna use it again
The latest doublespeak for oligarch
This guy’s kid is going to be so fucked up
I can’t think of a single thing I would trust chat gpt with, especially when it come to my kids.
I’m trying to rationalize what you could even ask it that’s not a single Google search away with a forum or blog post written by (hopefully) human fucking beans who have gone through the same thing you’re experiencing and figured it out.
For every parenting question you have there’s 100 different answers, at least 20 of them are reasonable, pick one of those 20 and figure it out.
While writing this I tried something. Chat gpt told me a 4 month old needs around 14 ounces of milk in a day if their breast feeding. Which is about half the actual number. I think the recommendation is ~25 /day, my kid drinks ~30. If I gave him 14 a day I think he’d learn how to walk just to kill me.
Hmmm…
All that really says is its inconsistent
Imagine waking up one day and admitting to the world that you are that goddamned fucking useless of a human being? Mind boggling.
oh dude, my brother and sister in law have this story they like to tell about me where they abandoned their three year old child at a park because they expected me to be there. they never contacted me about watching or caring for their kid, i just busked there every other thursday. i had a doctor’s appointment so i wasn’t there. the way they tell it, i’m the villain (their neighbor found their child wandering around the park and brought them home. apparently i’m at fault for being 30 miles away the entire time) but, uh, they really like the story.
my brother does not know why his circle of friends keeps shrinking.
Your brother and sister in law sound like they were made for each other, both insane.
You have to understand that like 50% of the American population are even more useless than him.
I wonder why all the tech bros are completely off their rockers.
Drugs
Lack of empathy, born with golden spoons in their mouths
I don’t. I’m sure of it.
Power does things to people
So does an insular community
Jesus crist, this guy is lucky he even has a child, unless he used ChatGPT for that too :D
Altman: “How does one have a baby?”
ChatGPT: “You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other…”
I mean it’s fair enough. It’s not like anyone has ever done it before. There is literally no information available about this uniquely modern process.
You know what? I believe him.
ChatGPT prompt : “How do you make arrangements to have a live in nanny to take care of your child?”
