Like Joe for coffee.
“Kraneberger” - “Château Tap” in German.
I dunno, man. I’ve heard it being referred to as “aqua-cola”. I’ve also heard it’s incredibly addictive, which makes sense because not a lot of time has to pass at all before I start to crave more of it. It’s practically impossible to resist.
Should’ve never been started on that shit. I dunno why it’s so normalised in society…
The ultimate gateway drug. EVERY addict of any kind started by drinking water. They should ban that shit.
100% of water addicts have died
“Stay away from da aqua!”
The moist maker
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Sky Juice in Malaysia
In Dutch its gemeente pils, which translates to municipal pilsner.
St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
Over here we call it Council Juice
I love that one. I’m right in thinking it’s specifically tap water, right? (As in the water provided by the council, you wouldn’t use it for Evian or whatever).
Council pop.
Water?
Never touch the stuff.
Fish fuck in it, doncha know?
It’s got a 100% mortality rate too - think about it
So does every other drink for that matter.
That is also true
Never drink anything and you’ll be immortal
Killed by your own saliva
In Finland we call it “non-alcoholic vodka”
A nice tall glass of raw ice, please.
I prefer my ice medium rare.
You’ve never tried ice til you’ve had it poached
Going in blind so sorry if this is a repeat:
God’s Juice.
In Germany das kühle Nass. The cool wet.
OG German nickname is Gänsewein - the goose’s wine.
I only know that term when referring to a lake or similar. Something like: It’s a hot day, let’s jump into the (kühle nass).
It’s “Château Lapompe” in french to mimic wine brand ;)
