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  • @mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    15 days ago

    I used to date a cam girl [insert “it’s not dating if you’re paying her” joke here] and one of her most reliable clients was a dude who just wanted to watch her smoke a cigarette (while fully clothed) in silence. Every Tuesday at 5:15pm, he’d log on, buy 15 minutes of private time, (IIRC it was $50 for 15 minutes), watch her smoke her cigarette, tip $200, and vanish until the next week.

    He was unironically one of her favorite clients, simply because she got to wrap up in a shawl and treat it like a smoke break. She was primarily a stress smoker… And she really hated the job. But the money was good; If she had a string of good clients, she could pay her rent and bills in about 5 hours of work, so the rest of it was purely disposable income. She only worked like 20-30 hours per month, but drove a fully paid off BMW. So she’d usually log on around 1:30pm on Tuesdays, which meant his cigarette request was at the halfway point in her 5 hour cam session.

    The first time they met, he asked if she smoked. She said sometimes, but mostly when she was stressed. He asked if she had a pack. She didn’t, but the corner store was only a 15 minute round trip. So he tipped her $50, she went and got that pack, then came back and got the $250 for smoking one. She always said that was the easiest $300 (minus the cost of the pack) she ever made.

    • @Rich_Benzina@feddit.it
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      16 days ago

      “this cigarette i deserved. one every now and then i can handle without starting to crave a packet again, i was diligent not smoking for 4 years, and i feel i need a break from the hardship of life” i say to myself watching me spiraling back to the addiction and craving a pack of cigs

      • @marduk@lemmy.sdf.org
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        1216 days ago

        I never smoked but dang I could go for a nice upper decky lip pillow right now, yum

        But I won’t, because once I have one, I want another one, and another one, and then weeks have gone by and I have a stack of empty cans and why do I even need this stuff again? Stupid drug.

        • @Rich_Benzina@feddit.it
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          616 days ago

          Does nicotine pouches have downsides? I mean what are the collateral effects, cancer etc? I knew that nicotine only caused addiction.

          Nicotine is a hell ofa drug btw, but i just love the gesture of a cigarette. I feel like fucking Sean Connery in 007

          • Cassa
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            1016 days ago

            It will harm your enamel, it will dissolve the tissue around your lips – and also cancer. Ofcourse

          • @mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            615 days ago

            Yes. Nicotine pouches are, to put it mildly, really fucking awful for your mouth. They erode tooth enamel, decay gums, cause mouth and throat cancers, etc…

    • @EmptySlime@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      214 days ago

      Biggest reason I was never interested in tobacco or weed. My asthma was pretty bad when I was younger and smoke was one of the big ones for triggering an attack.

  • enkers
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    816 days ago

    If I get to play with the toe beans, I’ll go to the store and buy you a whole pack. Tsch… just don’t smoke them around me.

  • Gerowen
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    314 days ago

    I watched my dad slowly starve to death from cancer cigarettes gave him, so no, cigarettes don’t “rule”.