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@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Anon psychologically tortures children

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Anon psychologically tortures children

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  • ivanafterall
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    110•2 years ago

    It’s a long-con. When the kid isn’t cute anymore and stops getting the extra nugget, it adds extra punch to the painful reality of the cold, uncaring universe.

    • idunnololz
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      54•2 years ago

      This is why I punch every kid I see. To prepare them for the metaphorical punch they will get later in life. 😤😤😤

      • @too_high_for_this@lemmy.world
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        14•2 years ago

        Doing the Lord’s work

      • @CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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        12•2 years ago

        Such a good lad, always thinking and caring about children’s futures. This still gives me a little bit of hope for humanity. Cheers mate.

  • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    65•2 years ago

    Will nobody stop this madman‽

    • @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org
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      10•2 years ago

      Some madmen aren’t meant to be stopped

      • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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        5•2 years ago

        [Insert Michael Caine Dark Knight quote here]

  • @ramble81@lemm.ee
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    55•2 years ago

    Evil is when you get two kids that order nuggets you only put an extra in one and watch them fight over it.

    • @EtherWhack@lemmy.world
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      26•2 years ago

      Or take one nugget from one bag and put it in the other, plus an extra nugget

  • Rentlar
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    2 years ago

    Hohohoho. Delightfully devilish, Seymour.

  • Capt. Wolf
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    40•2 years ago

    To the dudes who always added one single onion ring to my fries every time I went to Burger King or the late night group at Wendy’s that will occasionally destroy my work dinner with like 4-5 extra patties, you’re the real heroes.

    • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      The end of night special is a glorious thing. It’s the modern day equivalent of the end of a rainbow

  • @schmidtster@lemmy.world
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    33•2 years ago

    Kid is lucky buddy was working the nuggies though.

  • @larsloveslegos@lemmy.world
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    17•2 years ago

    I did this when I worked at McDonald’s for a week lol. Their training was the worst of any job I’ve ever had

    • @xpinchx@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      I took worked at McDonald’s for a week and also routinely didn’t count nuggets and filled that bitch up.

      • @larsloveslegos@lemmy.world
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        4•2 years ago

        Eventually I realized this was intentional design because the extra nugget barely fits

  • Grammaton Cleric
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    16•2 years ago
    • blesses nuggie orders

    • thinks he’s evil

  • @divineslayer@lemmy.world
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    13•2 years ago

    Corporate overlords detect a 3% reduced efficiency at this McDonald’s location. They implement video surveillance and determine the inadequacy. The boss making 2$ over minimum wage is required to fire you and hire someone new. All employees go to required training on workplace ethics and team observation.

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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      3•2 years ago

      Still worth it!

  • @gatelike@feddit.de
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    3•2 years ago

    so wholesome, praise the devil and their devilish ways!

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