Both the wall and floor looks like someone played The Sims 3 and repeat same pattern for everything inside one room
Donald Trump taste in everything is a reflection of him: concerned 100% with what he THINKS a rich and powerful person has and looks likes, as well as the superficial and gaudy displays of wealth that historically have garnered nothing but contempt from everyone.
The one on the right is immediately 5x more civilized because it has a bidet. Can you imagine spending tens (or hundreds?) of thousands of dollars on tasteless marble and tacky decadent gold, and yet still coming out of the bathroom with a dirty bumhole every time?
Also it’s way too close to that window considering the relative height. Everyone in the garden is going to get to watch you wipe your ass
Even for all the might of USA and Trump and White House, they can’t install a bidet toilet seat like Japan. How weak are they?
I hate gold soo much and even before he was president this dude just shoved it everywhere. Its soooo ugly of a color. It like urine.
Gold look good in many places.
Except bathrooms and white/light fornitures
Gold is very much “less is more”
Local brewery has a textured black wall with lil gold accents, looks like a million dollars
And anywhere grifters think it looks good. They have the absolute WORST sense of design.
Hmmm do like it on my electronics. 🤤
So after all of that, Trump had a stock toilet from the Home Depot installed? That’s actually a perfect representation of everything Trump.
I think that’s a Toto Vespin ii, which is admittedly a nice toilet, but yes, definitely just off the shelf of a Home Depot
I’m amazed that you know or at least think you know what toilet it is when to me it just looks like a basic ass toilet lol. Like there’s not even enough pixels to really zoom into it for good detail. Impressive shit if you’re right
Not really impressive, actually. It’s just recency bias as I’m looking to replace the toilets in my house and did some research into the best choices. (Toto Drake is the best choice under $1000 if anyone is curious.)
Why would you pay even close to 1000 for a toilet?
I went with the Gerber Viper as the second best unit under $1000 but cheaper than the Toto. It’s so good I just ended up replacing my other toilets with the same model.
… I spent $98 on the cheapest toilet in my area.
It flushes.
10/10
I splurged and spent 150 on a low water usage style. I did upgrade the plastic seat to wood though, I’m classy like that you know.
Right? Under $1000… those guys are literally pissing money away
But how many golf balls can it handle at once? That seems to be the advertised metric on the store shelves.
I feel like if that is your (not you specifically) shopping metric for a toilet, you should change your shopping metric to a better diet…
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The best toilets a Flachspüler. I believe you have the total opposite in the US. Like poo oceans.
It’s so on-brand, it hurts.
Seems like trump is doing a lot of remodelling for a house he will only be in for 3 more years, unless…
I mean, 3 years could be most or all of the time he has left. Not to say I have any certainty that he will, or that he won’t, leave the White House when his time is up. You never know what’s just him trolling to distract from the Epstein files, though.
Can someone make a doom mod out of this bathroom?
Obvious fake news
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Toilet is obviously an off the rack, lacks capacity for Trumps ass in both size and structural capacity.
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No XXXL diaper changing station.
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It’s not tacky enough for the twice-impeached, court-adjudicated rapist with 34 felony counts, Donald J Trump.
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The toilet’s right next to a low window…
I know nothing about this but I wasn’t under the impression that those special, “named” facilities
with gold stucco dragons around their portraitsin the WH were meant for actual usage by humans? More like museum pieces, maybe?We can see him literally shit on the white house instead of figuratively now.
The US is still too backward for bidets even when trying to be classy/tacky AF.
I gotta say, a cheap screw in bidet has been an ABSOLUTE game changer…it’s amazing
I understand screwing in the shower, but how do you screw in a bidet?
Damn…Graceland isn’t even THAT tacky and Elvis has carpet on his walls.
Aw come on, guy. What do you mean?

Saddam had a bidet, huh.
yeah, trump is full of shit entering the bathroom and still full of shit after
Very common in the Middle East.
Keep his left hand cleaner.
Trump thinks it’s a low sink and uses a standing sink so he doesn’t have to take out his risers
Shame he won’t even use the damn thing. He’ll just continue using his diapers.
Dictator Chic.












