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@lars@lemmy.sdf.org to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

expandn’t the list

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expandn’t the list

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@lars@lemmy.sdf.org to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @WaterSword@discuss.tchncs.de
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    Thanks for the red circle, I wouldn’t have known what to read otherwise

    • kpw
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      78•2 years ago

      It’s missing a emoji so I know how to react tho

      • Poggervania
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        25•2 years ago

        And where’s the arrows and impact text so I know exactly what to read??

        • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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          79•2 years ago

          Fixed

          • TimeSquirrel
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            38•2 years ago

            Beautiful. Now put that annoying-ass AI voice over it and post it on TikTok.

            • @Infernal_pizza@lemmy.world
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              7•2 years ago

              With the oh no song playing in the background

            • Moxvallix
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              4•2 years ago

              This! Post! Wants people! Not to commit murder!

              i hate that voice

              • @Octopus1348@lemy.lol
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                ▶ 0:00 🔘────── 0:11

          • Poggervania
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            8•2 years ago

            you a boss frfr ong 🫡

          • @hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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            5•2 years ago

            Good job. Now it looks like a youtube preview image. Just the silly head in one of the top corners for real reaction emotions is missing.

          • Stantana
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            5•2 years ago

            deleted by creator

          • alienzx
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            3•2 years ago

            TIHI

          • @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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            1•2 years ago

            0/10 not enough minions.

      • idunnololz
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        9•2 years ago

        ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

      • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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        2•2 years ago

        😉?

    • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

  • CaptainBasculin
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    Highest killcount listed is 300 as a single individual.

    So 301 would be a fun world record attempt

    • @0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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      Proven is 193. It’s not what you know, it’s what you can prove in court.

      • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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        35•2 years ago

        I killed 194, but they all went to another school.

        • @gingernate@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Username checks out …

      • @Dagnet@lemmy.world
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        “Your honor, I would to present evidence that I have in fact killed 301 people not 133 like the prosecutors seem to claim”

        “You are aware this will only worse your case right?”

        “I’m trying to beat a record here ok?”

        • @CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world
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          18•2 years ago

          There is a number between 1 and probably 20 where the punishment for the number of people you kill doesn’t really make a difference.

          • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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            3•2 years ago

            As seen by drunk drivers that wipe out entire families. How many get 10 or 20 years vs some rando who gets life for killing their crazy spouse?

          • @0x4E4F@infosec.pub
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            2•2 years ago

            Yeah, like 301 consequite life sentences… like… they can trial you for the rest, but what’s the point.

          • Radioactive Radio
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            1•2 years ago

            They can prolong their suffering by dismantling them piece by piece while keeping them alive or something.

    • Radioactive Radio
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      Must’ve gotten 6 stars

  • FuyuhikoDate
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    29•2 years ago

    ITS A LIE DDD:

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

    • @helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      It probably was there at some point. Here’s an edit page where someone undid the edit adding “You can help expanding this list by killing people!” (Poor grammar copied as is)

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:MobileDiff/1135793049

      If you looked far back enough, you could probably find the phrase in the picture.

  • unalivejoy
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    22•2 years ago

    They asked nicely, so you can’t kill people.

    • Lucien [hy/hym, comrade/them]
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      14•2 years ago

      Murderers have been cancelled

      • @thefartographer@lemm.ee
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        Stupid woke anti-murder cancel culture. In my day, we got murdered 3 times a week uphill both ways, and we were grateful!

    • @GarytheSnail@programming.dev
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      You can expand the list legally by discovering more serial killers.

  • Doctor xNo
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    21•2 years ago

    Caaaaaaaaarl!

    • Dr. Coomer
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      Oh come on, I only stabbed him 37 times.

    • @FollyDolly@lemmy.world
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      I had the rumbles in my tummy only hands could satisfy!

      • @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        What is wrong with you Carl?

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          deleted by creator

  • kase
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    13•2 years ago

    Sorry but I gotta get on the leaderboard

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