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Billy to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

Ah the disaster recovery plan

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Ah the disaster recovery plan

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Billy to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • clb92
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    49•2 years ago

    My disaster recovery plan:

    1. I plan on not having a disaster.

    2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

  • Ocelot
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    42•2 years ago

    We definitely have a DR plan at work that includes steps that must be performed at least one hour prior to the disaster occurring. Its quite a joke.

    • @jet@hackertalks.com
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    • @MyFairJulia@lemmy.world
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      5•2 years ago

      May i ask what these steps entail? And are there any horoscopes involved?

    • @NoStressyJessie@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•2 years ago

      So, do they have these tasks performed every hour and redundant elsewhere or was this just bad planning a la “write the directions to make a PB&J” homework assignment?

    • 𝕸𝖔𝖘𝖘
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      1•2 years ago

      But do you have a Disaster Plan Plan?

  • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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    16•2 years ago

    You’ve been testing it regularly, right?

    • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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      17•2 years ago

      At least once every twenty years

      • @xilophor@lemmy.world
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        11•2 years ago

        Make it every twenty-one years this Thursday

        • @sbv@sh.itjust.works
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          4•2 years ago

          Right on schedule

        • FARTYSHARTBLAST
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          Gonna take it out to drink?

  • @jet@hackertalks.com
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  • @Dagamant@lemmy.world
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    Current disaster recovery plan:

    Step 1: cry

  • @Scrollone@feddit.it
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    8•2 years ago

    And the book is empty inside

    • @Moc@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      “Pray”

  • @SomeGuyNamedPaul@beehaw.org
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    8•2 years ago

    Inverse Murphy’s Law dictates that if your disaster recovery plan is top notch, tested, rehearsed, refined, and you flip to the alternate site on a schedule then you’ll never ever need it for real.

  • Ugly Bob
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    2•2 years ago

    “This tale is all of woe!”

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