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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

The opposite of a stork.

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The opposite of a stork.

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Flying SquidM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @unreasonabro@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    All Hail Abortion Eagle! Truly a sign of freedom.

    • @catfish@programming.dev
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      21•1 year ago

      Am I the only one that sees a crow?

      • TheRealKuni
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        9•1 year ago

        Here’s the thing. You said a “jackdaw is a crow.”

        Is it in the same family? Yes. No one’s arguing that.

        As someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be “specific” like you said, then you shouldn’t either. They’re not the same thing.

        If you’re saying “crow family” you’re referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.

        So your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people “call the black ones crows?” Let’s get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.

        Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It’s not one or the other, that’s not how taxonomy works. They’re both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that’s not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you’re okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you’d call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don’t.

        It’s okay to just admit you’re wrong, you know?

        • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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          4•1 year ago

          I wonder what Unidan is upto these days?

      • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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        6•1 year ago

        A crowbar? That’s a coat hanger.

      • @catfish@programming.dev
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        6•1 year ago

        raven?

        • Ricky Rigatoni
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          4•1 year ago

          It’s clearly a dingo.

          • @ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            4•1 year ago

            Chupathingy

  • @Antagnostic@lemmy.world
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    41•1 year ago

    I’m pretty sure we call that a “Swallow”.

    • Darth_Mew
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      6•1 year ago

      no, that’s ur mother

  • PugJesus
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    40•1 year ago

    “The raven is bringing you an abortion!” - countries with women’s rights and universal healthcare

    Here in the US, we have to pay for that raven to make a visit, smh.

    • @PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Probably still get charged…

  • @DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works
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    37•1 year ago

    In college I had a coat hanger in a picture frame with a little sign that said “in case of emergency break glass”

  • @FlashZordon@lemmy.world
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    22•1 year ago

    Abork

    • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      Nah, that’s a mute chicken.

  • @Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    20•1 year ago

    The official bird of the state of Texas.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    17•1 year ago

    Careful. If you get more than one crow performing an abortion, it’s murder.

  • BlanketsWithSmallpox
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    16•1 year ago

    For those who took too long like myself since I thought it was some kind of linguistics wordplay…

    It’s just implying that the eagle is doing abortions with a coathanger. So rather than giving babies, it takes fetuses.

    • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      Yeah, honestly I didn’t identify the coat hanger initially I thought it was some kind of branch.

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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      2•1 year ago

      I’ve got a cousin who was born after a failed hangar abortion. Was born with all sorts of fucked up brain issues.

  • @balancedchaos@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    Punchline in the title? Check.

    • Flying SquidOPM
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      19•1 year ago

      I didn’t know what else to title it to be honest.

      • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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        5•1 year ago

        Just call it “stork rule” or whatever if you feel uncreative

        • Flying SquidOPM
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          23•1 year ago

          That sounds worse to me… Especially since this isn’t 196.

          • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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            2•1 year ago

            196 adopted it from 195 so it’s not like it’s from 196 in the first place

          • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑
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            1•1 year ago

            deleted by creator

    • @Signtist@lemm.ee
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      14•1 year ago

      I feel like the title/caption is the setup and the picture is the punchline.

  • @jopepa@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    Jackdawbortionist

  • @NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    10•1 year ago

    Life… uh… finds a way,

  • @TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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    7•1 year ago

    whatever this is in every driveway and a chicken in every pot.

  • @bremen15@feddit.de
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    5•1 year ago

    Come over to /c/crowcompanions

    • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿
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      3•1 year ago

      Do you mean: https://lemmy.world/c/crows@lemmy.ml

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