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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago

Russians report a large wolf pack from Ukraine is terrorizing the woods near Belgorod

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Russians report a large wolf pack from Ukraine is terrorizing the woods near Belgorod

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nukeM to NonCredibleDefense@sh.itjust.worksEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • Hegar
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    45•1 year ago

    This is not uncommon in areas where wolves become accustomed to scavenging human corpses - which only really happens during war or famine. I was just hearing about this in the context of early modern French wolf attacks.

    • @Pringles@lemm.ee
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      8•1 year ago

      Like the one where 400 wolves invaded Paris?

      • Tar_Alcaran
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        17•1 year ago

        400 wolves invaded Paris

        Do note the primary weapon of that fight was “the pointy stick”, and not “152mm artillery”.

  • @Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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    40•1 year ago

    The idea of using artillery against wolves is hilarious to me.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      15•1 year ago

      Emu wars 2.0

    • @Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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      13•1 year ago

      Civilizations level of mismatched tech

      • MaggiWuerze
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        6•1 year ago

        Almost Empire Earth niveau

  • ℛ𝒶𝓋ℯ𝓃
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    30•1 year ago

    So now they’ve enlisted a werewolf pack… Almost feel sorry for the Russians at this point lol.

    • @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3•1 year ago

      There was an episode of Love, Death and Robots about this, I think

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      2•1 year ago

      Almost, but not quite.

      • QuinceDaPence
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        1•1 year ago

        🎵"Their suicidal bravery made us feel bad for them,

        So on Tuesdays it was heaters-only, Wednesday: BFM"🎵

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    The suspiciously well-fed dogs of Bakhmut have evolved

    • HuddaBudda
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      That is a scary thought, that wolves are adapting to warfare conditions and are learning the battlefield.

      If wolves in the region start seeing humans as a food source, I doubt they would take on a whole battalion, but Injuries on the battlefield will be that much more dangerous.

      As hunter packs see any weakness as an exploit for food.

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        Wolves adapting to humans is how we got dogs. Maybe we’ll get something even cooler this time. (Though that would be hard because dogs are pretty damn cool.)

        • Kbin_space_program
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          African dogs adapting to hunt beside humans is how we got dogs.

          Wolves hunting humans is how you get man eating wolves.

  • BombOmOm
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    I read ‘large wolf pack from Ukraine’ and instantly thought ‘who gave Ukraine a bunch of submarines’?

    • @JustUseMint@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Same here I was like FINALLY

  • umbraroze
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    21•1 year ago

    “What am I supposed to do if 30-50 feral wolves run into my military base within 3-5 mins while my small soldiers are training?” - Putin

  • Kbin_space_program
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    “Carrion”
    FFS, they were people, and your own soldiers Russia.

    • @wieson@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Well, it’s simple really…

      1. there are no fallen russians in ba sing se
      2. following from 1) they must all be Ukrainians and thus must not be paid respect even in death
    • lad
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      7•1 year ago

      This is likely automatic translation, but I would guess that there was nothing respectful in the first place

  • @Lemmygizer@lemmy.world
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    13•1 year ago

    Where are the patriotic Ukrainian beavers in that picture?

  • @Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    13•1 year ago

    3,000 blood thirsty wolf packs of Kyiv

  • technologicalcaveman
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    What do all the drawings represent?

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      Kangaroo: https://www.theaustralian.com.au/news/gutsy-kangaroo-busted-attempting-to-break-into-russian-embassy-in-canberra/video/fd0016bb2eafb58a19bcfcd1f3a1d096

      Shark: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/shark-attack-egypt-russian-tourist-b2356732.html

      turtle: https://www.reddit.com/r/NonCredibleDefense/comments/138swjh/after_the_beaver_the_polecat_and_the_molerat_the

      Not pictured: The beaver: https://imgur.com/gallery/zGDKqcK

      not pictured: The polecat: https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1332pug/ukrainian_military_uses_their_wits_to_regain_the/

      I have no idea when the helmet-flork gained cat-ears though

      • verity_kindle
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        5•1 year ago

        Thank you for the sauce. Where raccoon, tho

    • @sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
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      The turtle is a refference to the trench turtle, who just kinda chilled out in a Ukrainian trench for a bit becoming a well known figure and meme in the Ukrainian telegram channels.

      I assume the others are similar references, perhaps the cat ears have to do with the provenance of anime iconography used by the Ukrainians (cat-girl army) but I really couldn’t speak to the rest

    • @JungleJim@sh.itjust.works
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      8•1 year ago

      The shark is from the sinking of the Moscow I believe, implying sharks ate the sailors aboard.

    • @Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works
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      6•1 year ago

      What the flork do you mean?

  • ivanafterall
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    “Oh, you have trained dolphins? That’s cute.”

  • @bufordt@sh.itjust.works
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    6•1 year ago

    If only there was a breed of dog that we could use to control the wolf population. Maybe something in the hound category, native to the country in need. Some sort of Russian wolf hound.

  • verity_kindle
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    3•1 year ago

    Beast of Gevaudan, please call your office.

  • corq
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    2•1 year ago

    I read this news a couple days ago, and was wondering how soon the wolf would get his cap! Very pleased.

  • Kbin_space_program
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    2•1 year ago

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