Also, how do you pronounce ‘stingy’… ‘Raphael’…

* Tesla’s valuation
Important distinction
It’s called pump-and-dump, by the way.

Oh, that’s what the old Facepunch forum evolved into, right? Yeah, that was a really nice place when I last visited, but that was years ago. I just felt like I had grown out of it.

We all found our way to Lemmy, and we can start building from here.

Strange how the most recent ESC almost convinced us of the opposite.

Oooh, so that’s what the title of the song “Itchycoo Park” means. I used to think it was an awful sexual reference.

Reminder that any sort of workplace surveillance is outright illegal in some EU countries. It could even be considered a criminal act.

No love for the 5th Element?

Hate to… rain on this parade, but doesn’t shampooing remove the natural oil from their hides? The oil that’s supposed to repel rain, the rain which might cool them down to unhealthy levels.

“So… about your spaceships. Would you allow foreign kids on them?”

My school had an official “smokers’ corner.” Oh no, not for the teachers. It was for the kids.
And it was inside the building.

That reminds me of a costume ball at school.

How about the almost constant brain fog? I wonder if comes from the awful big city air around here, or if it’s just a feature of being an adult.

They teach it at Turkish schools.

It’s true. Habitually saying “please.” thank you," “hello” to people can open a lot of doors. Also, it’s just amazing in an awful way just how many people are not doing this.

Wow, he used to be coherent.

I don’t live in the US and within the distance of a short walk, there are no less than three bowling alleys near me. One is public, one belongs to a bowling club and I don’t know about the 3rd one.

Thank you for this additional piece of background, dear FistingEnthusiast.

Getting some serious Stalin vibes here.

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