I suppose im getting swatted, i posted a meme on snapchat lol

Yeah they didnt specify HOW to remember him :)

Social security wont exist by the time im ready to retire

Ding ding ding!

Not only do i work in a district that uses metal detectors, but employs security guards to keep the kids in line. Even down to elementary level.

I fervently agree with your hypothesis, but i dont think you know what it is like inside public schools these days. “Shut up bitch” is the likely response to enforcing that lol

What do arrows have to do with trans? Lmfao

If you are talking about herpes, over half of us have it. You can contract it during birth if your mom has an active infection even. I thought it was gonna be something crazy lol

I highly doubt she does. It marinates in his own shit 24-7

my man

Got orders at work today to lower our flag to half staff in his honor. No mention of 9-11. This is a public school district :(

Dont worry, they will find a sexy motherfucker carrying a backpack full of evidence tying them to the crime while theyre in a In N Out drive thru.

No, this is different. He doesnt even know where he is during the 9-11 event.

Wealth isnt accumulated via strong moral character. It favors the unscrupulous.

As a custodian myself i will say most of us are bottom of the barrel when it comes to education. Doesnt take a rocket surgeon to scrub toilets after all

They are a head custodian haha

My sibling blocked me without comment after i shared a meme about it lmao fuckin snowflakes

I would like to see an edit with the mario bros death jingle played right after the shot

Rhymes with murked. Lol