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Albin Jose to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

I would do that but with a baseball bat

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I would do that but with a baseball bat

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Albin Jose to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @MataVatnik@lemmy.world
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    12•2 years ago

    Kill him since I already know it doesn’t get much better

    • @Shard@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      Is that suicide, murder or murder suicide?

      • @SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml
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        8•2 years ago

        Murdicide?

      • @Catsrules@lemmy.ml
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        4•2 years ago

        Depends if it rips apart universe by making a paradox. I am not sure is destruction of the universe is a criminal charge. But maybe Murder suicide then manslaughter for killing the universe?

        • @Resistentialism@feddit.uk
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          1•2 years ago

          I mean, just from a quick duckduckgo, destruction of the universe isn’t technically illegal.

          Depending on how well you do it, there should be no charges because it’ll all be gone.

    • @Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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      3•2 years ago

      Imagine the disappointment if you then don’t stop existing. You still did a good deed, nobody can take that away from you.

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