awful.systems
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
@DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.

feddit.it

message-square
136
fedilink
974

If programming languages were weapons. Old but gold.

feddit.it

@DieguiTux8623@feddit.it to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
message-square
136
fedilink

Source: so old it’s lost

  • @Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
    link
    fedilink
    English
    21•2 years ago

    Wheres assembly? Lol

    • @BluesF@feddit.uk
      link
      fedilink
      31•2 years ago

      Assembly is a scrapheap with every sort of technology imaginable but it’s all broken. Could be an iron man suit, or you could just grab a length of rebar.

      • @MrBusiness@lemmy.zip
        link
        fedilink
        English
        1•
        edit-2
        2 years ago

        The Ol’ Cheney Special

    • @Agent641@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      4•2 years ago

      Assembely is a pile of iron ore. Make what you want with it.

    • @guiguinofake@sh.itjust.works
      link
      fedilink
      4•
      edit-2
      2 years ago

      It’s a musket. A really powerful one but you gotta do everything manually.It also comes disasembled and requires hours of work to be built.

    • @CapeWearingAeroplane@sopuli.xyz
      link
      fedilink
      1•2 years ago

      I like the other response here

      assembly is a gauss gun… you just have to manually align the magnets

    • @rooster_butt@lemm.ee
      link
      fedilink
      1•2 years ago

      It’s a box of unassembled weapon parts.

    • @uis@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      1•2 years ago

      Where is verilog?

Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml

!programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

remote_follow_modal_title

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)

Rules:

  • Posts must be relevant to programming, programmers, or computer science.
  • No NSFW content.
  • Jokes must be in good taste. No hate speech, bigotry, etc.
  • 719 users / day
  • 1.31K users / week
  • 3.49K users / month
  • 9.67K users / 6 months
  • 36.6K subscribers
  • 1.69K Posts
  • 31K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • @AgreeableLandscape@lemmy.ml
  • @cat_programmer@lemmy.ml
  • BE: 0.19.3
  • Modlog
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org