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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Call me a taxi

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Call me a taxi

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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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    2 years ago

    The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

    • @nieceandtows@programming.dev
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      The dad just named his son after himself.

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        8•2 years ago

        Mail men hate this one trick!

    • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      We are all dad on this blessed day

      • @beforan@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        Speak for yourself

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      5•2 years ago

      Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

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