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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Call me a taxi

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Call me a taxi

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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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    18•2 years ago

    The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

    • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      5•2 years ago

      So what’s the fake part?

      • @Spuddaccino@reddthat.com
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        17•2 years ago

        The part between the corners of the image. It’s white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can’t miss it.

      • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        11•2 years ago

        Texts are on the wrong sides

        • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          5•2 years ago

          Maybe you are on the wrong side…of the argument

        • @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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          4•2 years ago

          I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

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