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euphoria to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

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euphoria to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • Hank
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    50•2 years ago

    I’m the owner of the clothes for fat ugly bitches store and now I’m married to OPs mom!

    I’m just goofing, no offense to anyone.

    • @Imgonnatrythis@lemmy.world
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      20•2 years ago

      People can’t handle momma jokes here?

      • @SangriaFerret@lemmy.world
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        37•2 years ago

        I don’t think it’s the yo mama part they’re downvoting. It’s the part about fat ugly bitches.

        • @jopepa@lemmy.world
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          23•2 years ago

          Also not funny is not funny.

        • @gmtom@lemmy.world
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          11•2 years ago

          I’m downvoting becauseits just an incredibly shite joke

        • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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          8•2 years ago

          Agreed. Less is more. Fat momma joke = fine Ugly momma joke = fine Bitch mom joke = fine

          All 3… nah.

          • Flying SquidM
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            4•2 years ago

            How about we try a palate cleanser here: Yo momma so fat she got smaller fat people orbiting around her.

            • @Delphia@lemmy.world
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              7•2 years ago

              Yo mama so fat her highschool picture was a satellite image.

              • @Cabrio@lemmy.world
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                1•2 years ago

                Your momma’s so fat your dad didn’t get off when they procreated, not because she’s ugly, because her gravitational mass pulled the jizz out of his balls before he could finish.

          • Hank
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            1•2 years ago

            I disagree. Making the store more specific narrows down the profile of OPs mom so it’s a better setup for her hitting all requirements. People like when unnecessarily complicated expectations are met.

        • @Anal_Fornicator_@lemm.ee
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          8•2 years ago

          Fat ugly bitches fighting over food

      • @Alwaysfallingupyup@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        At least now we know how many fat ugly bitches read this post… :)

      • @eran_morad@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

    • @Repossess6855@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      11•2 years ago

      💀I thought it was funny

    • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      6•2 years ago

      Ehh, she’s cute.

    • Spez's_Ballz
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      3•2 years ago

      Based af comment

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