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@willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

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@willya@lemmyf.uk to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml
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    17•2 years ago

    You can also do this by forgetting a WHERE clause. I know this because I ruined a production database in my early years.

    Always write your where before your insert, kids.

    • @themusicman@lemmy.world
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      Always start every command with EXPLAIN and don’t remove it until you’ve run it

    • @bitflag@lemmy.world
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      I learned the same lesson the same way 😞

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