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@NotSpez@lemm.ee to 4chan@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

T-Rex problems

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T-Rex problems

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@NotSpez@lemm.ee to 4chan@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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  • pewter
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    31•2 years ago

    Also, most apex predators are heavy sleepers because they have absolutely nothing to be scared of when they’re asleep. As an example, male lions sleep for 18-20 hours a day.

    • @quatschkopf34@feddit.de
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      27•2 years ago

      Well, it sure as fuck will wake up if you stab its eye out. If I had to bet I still would pick the one-eyed angry T-Rex.

      • pewter
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        19•2 years ago

        Recent studies have shown their top speed is about the same as humans. You could:

        1. wait for him to sleep
        2. poke an eye out
        3. run to safety
        4. Repeat steps 1 2 3
        5. Finish him after you take advantage of the rest of the month of free food and accomodations.
        • @Dave@lemmy.nz
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          27•2 years ago

          I love how you have a plan that gets you $500 million, but you just have to have to take advantage of that free rent in a shack before time runs out.

          • @Honytawk@lemmy.zip
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            11•2 years ago

            Hey, don’t look a gift t-rex in the mouth

          • @AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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            2•2 years ago

            If they win the lottery, they’re the one who will be able to stay rich.

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