• @Fandangalo@lemmy.world
      English
      10•2 years ago

      You look on at the festive dish that’s seemingly grown consciousness. Others impatiently wait behind you, expecting you to dig in.

      • CabooseEnglish
        10•2 years ago
        1. [Strength] Throw the cran-brain on the floor
        2. Dig into the cran-brain
        3. Take your meds
        4. [Dexterity] Try to escape your family’s Thanksgiving celebration with the cran-brain