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dullbananas (Joseph Silva) to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

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  • @Godort@lemm.ee
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    182•1 year ago

    Just wait until they learn about Daemons

    • @Scrof@sopuli.xyz
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      133•1 year ago

      And killing children.

      • @dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net
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        102•1 year ago

        Master/slave systems are probably a-ok for them though.

        • @30p87@feddit.de
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          33•1 year ago

          The only reason killing children is bad in their view would be if the child is unborn/not spawned already or if they want to abuse it but can’t anymore.

      • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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        7 months ago

        deleted by creator

        • @acockworkorange@mander.xyz
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          6•1 year ago

          That’s actually sacred.

      • @holycrap@lemm.ee
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        23•1 year ago

        They’d probably be fine with that as long as they’re not unborn

        • TurboWafflz
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          2•1 year ago

          Would deleting an executable file without running it be equivalent to an abortion? Or is it more like contraception? Either way some religions ban both of those

      • @far_university1990@feddit.de
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        19•1 year ago

        And detaching/reattaching git heads.

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