@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-square49fedilinkarrow-up1274arrow-down10
arrow-up1274arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink9•2 years agoDang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
minus-squareJaylinkfedilinkEnglish9•2 years agoTalent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
minus-square@cuchilloc@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-22 years agoMaybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
minus-square@shalafi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish3•2 years agoAnd with strange aeons even death may die.
minus-square@xoggy@programming.devlinkfedilink3•2 years agoLiving room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
minus-square@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilink3•2 years agoHospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.
Dang. But how is it possible to die in the room that’s designated for living? 🤔
Talent. And the heart attack probably helped a little.
They were contrarians, I guess.
Maybe the trick is never entering the living room in the first place. What is dead may never die.
And with strange aeons even death may die.
Living room is by the front door so setting up the hospice bed in the large room with the easiest access to the exit makes sense.
Hospice? Exit door? Not necessary in the Eternal Life™️ schematic.