@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years agoThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.message-square49fedilinkarrow-up1274arrow-down10
arrow-up1274arrow-down1message-squareThe key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squareCarlsIIIlinkfedilink2•2 years ago“Living room” is just a name we came up with. Just rename everything else to “living ____”, such as “living car”, “living office”, or “living restaurant”.
minus-squareRhynoplazlinkfedilink5•2 years agoI guess I’m going to die in my sleep then, because there’s no way I’m ever calling it my “living bed”.
minus-squareHubertMannelinkfedilink3•2 years agojust don’t get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.
“Living room” is just a name we came up with. Just rename everything else to “living ____”, such as “living car”, “living office”, or “living restaurant”.
I guess I’m going to die in my sleep then, because there’s no way I’m ever calling it my “living bed”.
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just don’t get into anything called a death bed no matter how much you have something you want to say.
Especially not one that eats