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@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago

The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.

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The key to eternal life and never dying is to stay in the living room. Don't leave the living room.

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world • 2 years ago
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    10•2 years ago

    I don’t have a living room. Am I fucked?

    Or can I exist on a technicality that any room I live in, is a living room, and therefore if I never leave my bedroom or game hobby room, I’m good, right?

    … R-Right?

    • @LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldOP
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      yeah, just eat healthy and exercise and drink plenty of water and you’ll be free to roam the earth.

      • @EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world
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        The earth is my living room

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  • When you’re a kid, you don’t realize you’re also watching your mom and dad grow up.
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