sag to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml • 1 year agoWhat You're acc to your fav languagelemm.eeimagemessage-square132fedilinkarrow-up1994arrow-down10
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minus-square@platypus_plumba@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•edit-21 year agoDo you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
minus-square@baseless_discourse@mander.xyzlinkfedilink15•1 year agoDude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard. In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Do you get a heart attack every time you need to write to a database, effectively causing a side-effect? Only real Haskell developers do.
Dude, I have a heart attack when I lift a finger, causing a side effect to the keyboard.
In fact, I have a heart attack whenever my heart starts beating, causing a side effect in my veins.
Damn, this guy Haskells.
Haskellers Haskell their way through Haskell. Simple.