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PlasmaDistortion to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago

Somebodies gotta do it I guess.

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Somebodies gotta do it I guess.

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PlasmaDistortion to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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    9•2 years ago

    Do a daily transporter sweep for dead organic material all over the ship to purge all those skin cells and hairs and other leftovers of our existing. No more vac

    • @Infynis@midwest.social
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      13•2 years ago

      And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It’s a win-win!

      • @Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website
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        2•2 years ago

        Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don’t clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.

      • @Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        And bald. And fingernail-less.

    • @RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      And then someone forgets to reset the buffer after a difficult transport and then suddenly there’s 30 new Tuvixes.

    • @jaybone@lemmy.world
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      4•2 years ago

      And then it goes into the source matter for the food replicators.

      • @GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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        1•2 years ago

        The circle of life 🥰

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