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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @MonkderZweite@feddit.ch
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    I was a farmer; you should. Especially potatoes and fruit.

    • @someguy3@lemmy.world
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      There’s not even any dirt on potatoes. They must pressure wash them, (you also don’t eat them raw).

      • z500
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        9•2 years ago

        I worked in a produce department for a bit and the lettuce definitely had dirt and the occasional bug in it before we trimmed and rinsed it

        • @Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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          You should know that lettuce is not a potato then.

          • @Perilous@lemmynsfw.com
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            Mind = Blown

          • @dalekcaan@lemm.ee
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            Source?

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            1•2 years ago

            deleted by creator

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          Lettuce is also the most common vegetable to be infected by salmonella.

          • @instamat@lemmy.world
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            All lettuce or certain varieties?

      • @Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I still give them a good rinse and rub with a sponge.

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