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@kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

life hacks

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life hacks

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@kewwwi@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    61•1 year ago

    Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

    Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

    • @OpenStars@startrek.website
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      52•1 year ago

      • @usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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        40•1 year ago

        How’d you solve the last 25%?

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          17•1 year ago

          Recursion.

          I uh… might have forgotten the terminal condition, so feel free to report me for violating Rule 2 of this community - breaking the law! (of good sense):-P

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          11•1 year ago

          If you have finitely many problems, after purchasing finitely many copies, there should only be one problem left. If this problem isn’t solved with another copy, you’re out of luck and have to come up with the solution yourself.

          If you have infinitely many problems then you shouldn’t complain, for you’ll solve infinitely many problems per copy.

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            6•1 year ago

            You missed an opportunity to phrase that as how you may have 99 problems, but the last one is still there :-).

            Template for future use: [insert popular phrase] (best if improperly applied, claiming it is for “ironic” purposes), then [follow up with cat picture].

        • @Rubanski@lemm.ee
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          7•1 year ago

          Sounds like a “Achilles and the tortoise” problem

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            1 year ago

            Zeno’s pair-a-books!

        • @Ross_audio@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          I bought n books and I only have 100/2^^n problems left.

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          So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      1•1 year ago

      Thank you for your service. I wasn’t going to leave that un-posted, believe!

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