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@mvmike@lemmy.ml to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Anon talks about Joe Rogan

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Anon talks about Joe Rogan

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@mvmike@lemmy.ml to > Greentext@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • AynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]
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    68•2 years ago

    If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.

    • @ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      How did you find out about the iChickens? That’s a trade secret.

      • AynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]
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        6•2 years ago

        ahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.

    • @HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org
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      Is the part above his eyelashes something else or is it just clown top?

      • AynRandsGrindcoreBand [none/use name]
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        3•2 years ago

        Pure, unfiltered and undiluted clown. It is so potent it acts like a reserve when the rest of the body needs to be replenished.

        Joe is, in all actuality, a clown camel.

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