@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agoDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.worldimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1800arrow-down10
arrow-up1800arrow-down1imageDoor mat subscription is $29.99 per monthlemmy.world@Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year agomessage-square58fedilink
minus-square@BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink18•1 year agoStealing a doormat is also an option.
minus-square@HootinNHollerin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink11•1 year agoThat’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
minus-square@melpomenesclevage@lemm.eelinkfedilink1•1 year agoTry growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
minus-squareGhostalmedialinkfedilinkEnglish3•1 year agoThen $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.
<2$ of large keyring is an option
Stealing a doormat is also an option.
That’s how you get a turd on your doorknob from a neighbor
So steal near a friends house.
Or don’t be a piece of shit
Not an option, sorry :p
Try growing a sense of humor. Or killing your masters.
Then $40 for sexy cargo pants to hold your giant keyring.