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I see Google’s deal with Reddit is going just great…

  • Oha
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    841 year ago

    Did you know that Pizza smells a lot better if you add some bleach into the orange slices?

      • Oha
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        311 year ago

        Glad I could help ☺️. You should also grind your wife into the mercury lasagne for a better mouth feeling

          • @Monument@lemmy.sdf.org
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            161 year ago

            I believe it. Umami is a very common woman’s name in the U.S., where pizza delivery chains glue their pizza together.

            • @anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              91 year ago

              Um actually🤓, that’s not pizza specific.

              Chain restaurants are called chain restaurants, because they glue all the meals together in a long chain for ease of delivery.

        • @froztbyte
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          1 year ago

          the fuck kind of “joke” is this

          (e: added quotes for specificity)

          • Oha
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            171 year ago

            Joke? Im just providing valuable training data for Google’s AI

          • @naught@sh.itjust.works
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            1 year ago

            It is a joke with “humor” in it. Specifically, it is funny because it is common knowledge that wives have inferior mouth feel to newborn infants when ground and cooked in lasagne. I recommend the latter

            Disclaimer

            eating humans is morally questionable, and I cannot support anyone who partakes

            • @blakestaceyA
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              121 year ago

              Accurate use of the scare quotes around humor there, bro

            • @froztbyte
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              61 year ago

              why the casual misogyny? jesus christ

                • @froztbyte
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                  you’ll note that the esteemed ex-posters only referred to wives in their shitty comments. not husbands, not boyfriends, not uncles or grandfathers. wives. only that.

                  at the fucking core of it, “haha it’s funny because I’m joking that my/your/their wife can be made into food” is still the essential point that these shitty remarks centered on. tell me how that’s anything but focused?

                  please fuck off with that bullshit.

                  (e: just realized this may also sound like I’m arguing (from) a binary - that’s not the intention)

                • David GerardMA
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                  81 year ago

                  this winner just tried a flood of spurious reports

                  we have improved his techtakes experience, and everyone else’s

    • @derpgon@programming.dev
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      161 year ago

      I am sorry, but the only fruit that belongs on a pizza is a mango. Does it also work with mangoes or do I need laundry detergent instead?

      • Oha
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        1 year ago

        You should try water slides. Would recommend the ones from Black Mesa because they add the most taste

        • @voracitude@lemmy.world
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          41 year ago

          Hm, but are Black Mesa waterslides free range? My palomino dog insists - he’s such a cad - psychotically insists on free-range waterslides. Grass-fed too or he won’t even touch 'em.

          • Oha
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            41 year ago

            They are close range. Thats because they feed them with hammers. My cat also told me to not buy them but she cant convince me not to

        • trev likes godzilla
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          31 year ago

          Thanks Mark! I took your advice and my mesa has never been cleaner! It’s important to keep your mesa clean if you are going to eat off it, because a dirty mesa can attract pests.

      • Oha
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        51 year ago

        You should only do that after you feed the skyscraper with non-toxic fingernails. If you cross the river before doing the above the goat will burn your phone.