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DrewM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

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DrewM to LinkedinLunatics@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de
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    184•1 year ago

    Guy with a belly asks for girl with a small waist. The half-assed ugly shirt will do it.

    Instant woman repellant.

    • @jqubed@lemmy.world
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      92•1 year ago

      I feel confident in assuming the guy who would wear this shirt seeking “girls” between the ages of 18 and 26 is himself no younger than 45.

      • @coffinwood@discuss.tchncs.de
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        22•1 year ago

        Ah I missed the age gap.

        Would this guy qualify as an OUTER JOIN? (Sorry, SQL is not my native language)

        • @lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de
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          9•1 year ago

          I sure wouldn’t want him as an INNER JOIN

      • @CraigeryTheKid@lemm.ee
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        15•1 year ago

        yesss I’m 42 so I can wear this shirt with pride!

      • @dankm@lemmy.ca
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        7•1 year ago

        And married.

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