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@Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago

It happens...

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It happens...

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@Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml • 11 months ago
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  • @middlemanSI@lemmy.world
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    58•11 months ago

    Keep in mind they usually travel in pairs!

    • @Eczpurt@lemmy.world
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      25•11 months ago

      As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of hands

    • SpongeBorgCubePants
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      19•11 months ago

      One can read, the other one can write

      • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        11•11 months ago

        Ooh, someone’s from a fancy pants big city where the cops went to high school.

    • Snot Flickerman
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      11 months ago

      What rolls down stairs

      Alone or in pairs

      Roll over your neighbors dog

      • HonkyTonkWoman
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        15•11 months ago

        Who will roll you down the stairs

        Confiscate your wares

        May even shoot your dog

        • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)
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          8•11 months ago

          It’s hogs, hogs, hogs

        • Snot Flickerman
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          8•11 months ago

          It’s cops, cops, cops!

    • @numberfour002@lemmy.world
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      4•11 months ago

      As luck would have it, I’ve got a similar number of anuses.

      • dactylotheca
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        3•11 months ago

        The recommended number of anuses is one

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