Earlier today following his first event in Las Vegas, President Biden tested positive for COVID-19. He is vaccinated and boosted and he is experiencing mild symptoms. He will be returning to Delaware where he will self-isolate and will continue to carry out all of his duties fully during that time. The White House will provide regular…
Look, we all know Biden is basically a bajillion years old. Trump, on the other hand, is so young that he hasn’t even been born yet.
It’s crazy to put into perspective what a small blip all this is compared to the age of the earth, which has existed since the beginning of existence and will continue until the end of time.
Even our infinite and immeasurable planet is nothing when you compare it to the solar system, which contains everything that’s ever existed ever.
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81 is an old enough age that you can make your point without just adding basically an entire decade to his age.
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Well at least it was funny. 😁
Look, we all know Biden is basically a bajillion years old. Trump, on the other hand, is so young that he hasn’t even been born yet.
It’s crazy to put into perspective what a small blip all this is compared to the age of the earth, which has existed since the beginning of existence and will continue until the end of time.
Even our infinite and immeasurable planet is nothing when you compare it to the solar system, which contains everything that’s ever existed ever.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh, are you sure about that?
No, but I said it like I was
Have you thought about a career in politics?
Gives new context to that saying “Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you’ll land among the stars.”
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That’s really the only problem you had with that comment?
I mean, that was the part of the post that would break the entire universe, so it stood out to me more than the other things.
If anyone could understand time scale, the Fartographer can.
Hes basically 150 years old. /s
He’s not close to 90, he’s 81.
They rounded up to the nearest 90.
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That’s closer to 90 than most people.
In fact, Biden is closer to 90 than 100% of people under 80.