𝗧𝗼𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿 *𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish • 11 months agoFeathered friend ruleslrpnk.netimagemessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up1261arrow-down10
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minus-square@BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink32•11 months agoThe elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.
minus-squareniftylinkfedilink10•11 months agoDo you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu
minus-square@BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink18•11 months agoOn the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.
The elites don’t want you to know this, but the ducks in the park are free. You can take them home. I have 30 ducks.
Do you want bird flu? Because that’s how you get bird flu
On the contrary, continuous duck exposure has inoculated me to bird flu, ensuring I will be one of the few survivors of the next pandemic. Out of the ruins, I will lead my duck army to conquer the wasteland. Their quacks will herald your doom.
All hail the duck conqueror, quack quack
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