Yeah, he didn’t fuck that couch. He cucked the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he’d wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.
Fwiw: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/
I don’t feel bad for made up stories about conservatives who spread fake news and call Kamala Harris the N word.
Yeah, he didn’t fuck that couch. He cucked the couch by denying it the satisfaction of direct JD contact, deciding to instead fuck the latex glove he’d wedged inside of the couch instead. Regardless, his sweaty balls definitely slapped those cushions. Over. And over again.
Damn it! You got your facts mixed into my memes!
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It’s crazy how this took off because of one joke tweet. It’s the Richard Gere gerbil thing for a whole new generation.