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@anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago

Jeff's magic money machine

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Jeff's magic money machine

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@anachronist@midwest.social to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 1 year ago
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  • @win95@lemmy.zip
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    23•1 year ago

    Easy. Buy 100 homes in my city. Become a landlord. Barely ask rent so it’s technically not gifting. Use my infinite money to maintain the homes so people have affordable decent housing. Profit for all!

    • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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      8•1 year ago

      Short time later your homes are in ruins and your broke from continuously fixing your houses.

      • @DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml
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        30•1 year ago

        I sincerely doubt that the maintenance bill for 100 houses is going to exceed a billion dollars any time in for foreseeable future.

      • @OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        Found the idle rent seeker, or worse, a bootlicker for idle rent seekers.

        There is a reason why capitalists and socialists both hate landlords, they are a relic of feudalism.

        • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          You sound like you need a warm cookie and a glass of milk

          • @StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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            12•1 year ago

            deleted by creator

            • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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              3•1 year ago

              So when someone calls me a boot licker and other names I should smile and be happy? Good luck with that

              • @volodya_ilich@lemm.ee
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                1 year ago

                If you don’t wanna be insulted, don’t simp for the oppressors. I’d insult you if you said “I love absolutist monarchy!”

              • @StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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                3•1 year ago

                You could always stop and wonder why they’re calling you a bootlicker, but most bootlickers are bootlickers because they lack the ability for introspection.

          • @OurToothbrush@lemmy.ml
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            6•1 year ago

            You sound like you need a peasant’s revolution

      • @humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        3•1 year ago

        Nah, I guess tips will cover the repairs

        • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Tips will cover the furnace or the shingles when they wear out?

          Damn those would be some nice tips.

          • @humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            2•1 year ago

            Always be sure to leave a good tip to your landlord/landlady

            • @EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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              3•1 year ago

              I do, it’s called rent is 5x more expensive than it needs to be.

              • @humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                1•1 year ago

                You need to add 20% to be a good person

            • @andrewta@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              What’s the difference between paying rent or leaving a tip (which is going to be used to cover expenses)?

              • @humbletightband@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                1•1 year ago

                Rent is fixed, tip is left for great service

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