• @seaQueue@lemmy.world
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        1610 months ago

        It looks like your friendship has progressed to the serious relationship stage, would you like to pay an extra $300/mo to unlock marriage?

        • @gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world
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          1310 months ago

          “To cancel your subscription, please send a signed and notarized Original Petition for Divorce that has been filed with the Family Division of the District Court of the Amundsen–Scott South Pole Station where we are incorporated.”

          • @notfromhere@lemmy.ml
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            10 months ago

            Your AI friend has taken ill and needs an expensive virtual operation (tech support). Pay $$$ or it may die!

            Your AI friend has suddenly died and we have automatically billed your account for your new AI friend relationship.