• Flying Squid
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    6010 months ago

    Steal your vessel? What was he, a pirate? Did he have an eyepatch and a pegleg?

      • @ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
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        1010 months ago

        These people love their magic words. Of course, they never actually work, but it’s not going to stop them from continuing to try.

        • @stoly@lemmy.world
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          1410 months ago

          These are the people who click on ads that say “the secret health fix your doctor doesn’t want you to know about”.

    • @gothic_lemons@lemmy.world
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      210 months ago

      No he clearly means his body! A solid gold copy of his berth certificate signed at 450 degree angle sent to the general of the Duke United Merchant Bank, will quickly banishment this illegal tryannt to twatlight zone and return control of his body