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@piefedderatedd@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago

Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’

www.theguardian.com

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Cat makes surprise return home four days after being ‘cremated’

www.theguardian.com

@piefedderatedd@piefed.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 10 months ago
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Beloved pet Ted reunited with grieving North Yorkshire family after drowning mixup
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    82•10 months ago

    [12] And on the third day, Ted rose from the ashes.

    [13] And there was a great consternation and much amazement among the humans as Ted did walk among them, proclaiming with meows and with postures:

    [14] “Where is my food, Cecil and Emily? For until a cat has decided to leave, they should still be considered among you.”

    The Book of Ted, Chapter 9 Verses 12-14.

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      17•10 months ago

      I’m a devout believer, now.

      • @YerbaYerba@lemm.ee
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        11•10 months ago

        s/now/meow/g

    • @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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      4•10 months ago

      Now please turn to song 146 in your hymnals, The Cat Cameth Back.

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