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Hailstorm8440 to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Ban dihydrogen monoxide

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Ban dihydrogen monoxide

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Hailstorm8440 to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • jimmydoreisalefty
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    53•2 years ago

    100% of people who have consumed dihydrogen monoxide have died…

    • @Draghetta@sh.itjust.works
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      25•2 years ago

      8 billions of people have and they’re alive

      • ivanafterall
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        31•2 years ago

        Those people are merely biding their time. I wish it were a joke.

      • MxM111
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        21•2 years ago

        For now. The poison sometimes takes 100 years to become effective.

      • @irmoz@reddthat.com
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        2 years ago

        Let’s rephrase. Every person who has ever died has been found with a body composition of roughly TWO thirds entirely DHMO

        • @Draghetta@sh.itjust.works
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          5•2 years ago

          Well, virtually everybody who ever died drank it in their last days before passing

      • @unionagainstdhmo@aussie.zone
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        8 months ago

        deleted by creator

      • @twei@feddit.de
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        3•2 years ago

        So it’s clearly a skill issue you say?

      • @MrSilkworm@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        well one day,they ll die /s

    • @original_ish_name@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      Every person who hasn’t died sooner

      Checkmate

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