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Arthur Besse to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago

Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event

www.newsweek.com

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Joe Biden bites several babies at Halloween event

www.newsweek.com

Arthur Besse to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 8 months ago
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The incident drew bewilderment and criticism from conservative influencers on social media.
  • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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    45•8 months ago

    Neck seems optimistic

    • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      11•8 months ago

      Bold of you to think trump would go down on anyone.

      • @hOrni@lemmy.world
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        11•8 months ago

        Trump is the kind of guy, who thinks women’s orgasm is a myth.

        • @schizo@forum.uncomfortable.business
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          6•8 months ago

          I mean, I can understand why he’d think that, given that he’s certainly never caused one.

      • @Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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        5•8 months ago

        I’m sure if Putin asked nicely enough…

        • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2•8 months ago

          McConnell with the facesitting fetish

          exits stage left to vomit at the imagery

      • @NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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        4•8 months ago

        I don’t want to think about it at all

        • @Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          3•8 months ago

          I didn’t either, but if I am cursed with this thought, so is everyone else.

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