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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 7 months ago

Hard to swallow pills

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Hard to swallow pills

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☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆ to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 7 months ago
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  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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    7 months ago

    Imagine thinking that telling someone they have a life and sleep sometimes is a burn 💀

    • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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      4•7 months ago

      if you had a life you would’ve just moved on

      • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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        5•7 months ago

        No, you’re right. The Lemmy unread inbox doesn’t exist, so there is no way I’d be reminded of what people told me 💀

        God you’re just trying so hard 😔

        • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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          4•7 months ago

          still replying, just can’t help yourself can you 😂

          • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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            3•7 months ago

            Why wouldn’t I reply to you, while taking a shit? Do you think people with lives don’t poop or something?

            How embarrassing for you 🫢

            • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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              2•7 months ago

              I suppose why not shit yourself literally and figuratively.

              • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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                3•7 months ago

                No, you’re right. People with lives don’t know how to use toilets.

                You’d make for the absolute saddest sequel to Pixar’s Inside Out. You’re trying so hard for these zingers but there’s just nobody home in there.

                • ☆ Yσɠƚԋσʂ ☆OP
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                  2•7 months ago

                  Yet, here you are two days in trying to prove that you’re actually clever. 😂

                  • @PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca
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                    1•7 months ago

                    You make it sound like a few min on the shitter a day is a big investment. I sit down, see an unread message and I reply.

                    I’m not being especially clever, all I do is give you a little rope and you keep hanging yourself 🤷

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