Why. The fuck. Would anyone, Millennial or younger join the US military these days? To fight for oil overseas, while the world is burning? To be the arm of our corrupt politicians? To defend all the houses we will never afford? To protect a populace that yearns for fascism?
Free college. Depending on where you live; better parking(purple heart), no property tax, unlimited handshakes, and the ability to stare into the middle distance and white-knuckle any moment you are left with your thoughts.
Why. The fuck. Would anyone, Millennial or younger join the US military these days? To fight for oil overseas, while the world is burning? To be the arm of our corrupt politicians? To defend all the houses we will never afford? To protect a populace that yearns for fascism?
If you live in Europe: to protect your freedom. (may apply to other regions as well)
Good news, in the US, you don’t have to join the military to get a gun.
😎 Yeeaahhhh
Based!
Woah woah who tf downvoted this? You’re in NCD. This is in fact based.
Sorry, I meant in the US. (Freedom offer no longer applicable, must be 18 years or older)
Free college. Depending on where you live; better parking(purple heart), no property tax, unlimited handshakes, and the ability to stare into the middle distance and white-knuckle any moment you are left with your thoughts.
Better parking you say? 🤔
Tax free liquor and tobacco? 3 meals a day? It was a good enough reason for granpappy to leave the still down in the holler.
It’s too credible so I’ll whisper it (poverty)
Shootin guns and driving around in big trucks with the boys sounds mad as.