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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Right chopstick -> left chopstick -> porcelain soup spoon -> packets of unused plastic foldable forks that came with the instant noodles

    • @NuclearDolphin@lemmy.ml
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      5•5 months ago

      Do chopsticks have an orientation?

      • @Klear@lemmy.world
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        17•5 months ago

        Yes, but their orientation is none of your business.

      • @SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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        11•5 months ago

        Yeah just like Twix.

        • zombie bubble kitty
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          does the left chopstick also taste better?

    • @AngryRobot@lemmy.world
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      God, I love Asian soup apoons!

      • @deo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Me too, the shape is just so perfect for so many things. I bought some recently at the Vietnamese market nearby. They have fancy little roses surrounded by a filigree pattern printed on them and say “English” on the handle in some Victorian-looking cursive font lmao. I love them.

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