MacN'Cheezus to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agoNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayimagemessage-square115fedilinkarrow-up1877arrow-down10
arrow-up1877arrow-down1imageNo money for coffee? Just take out a loan.lemmy.todayMacN'Cheezus to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.worldEnglish • 5 months agomessage-square115fedilink
minus-squareveroxiilinkfedilink23•5 months agoBy next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
minus-square@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilink9•5 months agoluckily I don’t have to eat every day!
minus-squarey0kailinkfedilinkEnglish3•5 months agoThis is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
By next week you should be able to roll that over and get a second mortgage secured against the first pizza for a new pizza.
luckily I don’t have to eat every day!
This is why I financed the whole pizza and take out pizza equity loans as I pay it off. It affords a few slices every now and then.
Pizza mortgage lmao