• @someguy3@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    2525 months ago

    “Bill Gates wants to put a chip in my brain!” [Riots.]

    “Musk is eliminating any oversight so he can put a chip in my brain!” [Thunderous applause.]

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        245 months ago

        They keep reaching out to me, thinking that I want to help them do this shit. Maybe I should get inside and start sabotaging.

      • Cyborganism
        link
        fedilink
        165 months ago

        Hey by the way, Canada’s Christia Freeland, ex minister of finance, and candidate for the open position of prime minister, proposed a 100% tariff on all Tesla vehicles in Canada.

      • @hemmes@lemmy.world
        link
        fedilink
        English
        125 months ago

        Me: “This Neuralink sucks! It’s nothing like you said it was going to be!”

        Tesla: “Yeah…why don’t we go ahead and activate Helly R. instead, mmmkay?”

      • Diplomjodler
        link
        fedilink
        85 months ago

        It’s not like you’re going to have a choice. And if some of you die, that is a sacrifice Musk is willing to make.